Today’s topics include just delicious water, drain-o, mattress related calculations, Uncle Joey, one house, a little elevator pitch, huge ships, jinglers, good times at Yellow Stone, and the big blue ocean.

Today's topics include virgin bank accounts, the mind stone, Advice Party Dot Com, slapping water with pool noodles, the kilt lifestyle, snooty type ancestors, the Council of Brians, Praising Ben Stiller Party Dot Com, Owen Wilson the karaoke bar clerk, and the hands-free butt open.

Today's topics include: being demoralized, being embarrassed, pranking, suction cups, or tongues, or anything, and international spellcasting range, being a great couple, being both chicken and human, crabs, Keanu, the string in the crack, and tiger masks.

Today's topics include gangbusters, St. Louis Arch Eyebrows, naked steaks, being the Sherlock Holmes of reviews, Pokemon, you and 1000 imps, the Wall Drug, and trailer trash marriage arrangements.

Today's topics include disco infernos, Kevin McAlister's House, peanut butter, "Smooth" on repeat, whatever cults do with dead bodies, guilt, water into wine type stuff, the Great Boudini, A True Reviewer, five crimefighting marshmallows, and Listerine babies.

Today's topics include "foompers", the full spread, Jackson Galaxy's guitar case, a tidal wave of hot grease, apologetic belligerence, lost children, Six Flags Great America, knock-off Bond villains, the benefit of the doubt, Jeff Bezos, red pillers, and plane crashes.

Today's topics include wounds, the T-rex, healers (spiritual and others), absorbing light, Cubone's dead mom, meat products, waffles, old dirty basement books, darkness, and pringles content.

Today's topics include veiled threats, bundt cakes and bundtlets, Adam Sandler's less successful friends, off the cage slam shows, mind palaces, razzleberry, classic internet video powerthirst, and everything (in bacon fat).

Today's topics include dry counties, the Baconverse, Macho Man Randy: Hotel Savage, the slimey butterfly effect, natural propane springs, on-gridders, nerd summer camp, Man-Whore: Origins, and gundams.

Today's topics include ticks, American Public Schools, razorblade cars, baby Matt, sick and deplorable people, little chickadees, Tamagotchi Fax History Report, Australia, molten hot jams and jellies, Snacket VII, creepshows, and the perfect fart chamber.

Today's topics include the Burger King Stacker Wikipedia page, having a meaty morning, being scared but also impressed, flyover children, a dwarven overlook, Twilight Zone but hosted by Ashton Kutcher, Mac n cheese farms, Whoopi Goldberg and abstinence, the holy sizzle, and being a part of a great community (of addicts).

Today's topics include tightly packed meat tubes, factory standard toilet settings, gummi bear Hell, perforations, butt skulls, drip, three-star husbands, Malört, "randoms", having a ranch dressing soul, and authentic movie quality Godzilla masks.

Today's topics include the perfect gift for teens, elves, Tommy Pickle's bare midriff, Pikablu, The Handsome Gamer™, 3D data of the world around you, the ol' "lemon oopsie", Stephen King, Megaman-style power stealing, aggressive babies, Lil' Willy Wonka, laser feet, Achilles' mom, butt-like cheeks, Georgia O'Keefe, Sir Mix A Lot type giant asses.

Today's topics include little speedy monkeys, waking up with ball hair, having literate children, explicit hot sauces, pinky problems, elation, duck dynasties, and ultra money.

Today's topics include playing fetch with the website "Amazon", daddy the longlegs, sucking fast, red slash cyan glasses, retinal rivals, rods and cones duking it out, Billy Zane, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and yakuza in the sauna.

Today's topics include baby shoes, perverse opinions, worm holes to the snot realm, problem gamblers, the Cartoon All-stars, Optimus Prime's Gambling Problem, werewolf germs, sipping, The Full Tomiko, milk, fun fridge activities, and not joking.

Today's topics include feeling like a newborn baby, camping at a monkey statue, Zeus turning into piss, real Croc stories, scary scenes, fat Ghibli villains, the prettiest frogs, Nat Geo, Jabba the Hut, Yelp's Unusual Activity Alerts, Creed, Lord of the Flies but with a massage gun, and the first gay devil. 

Today's topics include: white noice scented candles, Lush, anime jet fuel nosebleeds, explaining the ins and outs of hooping and sticking, bringing back jacks, a Review Party sleeper cell, a review Wayne Gretsky didn't write, smelly salts, melon soda (again), Arby's, getting down into the whiz, and 10,000 study hours in flossing.

Today's topics include: loins, The Picture of Dorian Gravy, known kickers of nuts, tripod chairs and other such assailants, Out Back, whole German summer sausages, hampsters dancing, a little thing for big sasquatch, oompa loompas with little tear tattoos, grandpa stuff, puddles of technology, digimon, and Tim.

Today's topics include: throwin' nerf howlers, crotch jokes, 500, exploding heads and cybernetic implants, purples shades, waking up like a caveman, a lot of slop left unslopped, begging Tooshy to sponsor us, Taco Bell refried bean sauce, and endless Godzilla roaring.