Topics include Takin' Sides with Tommy Chip, a regular Sherlock and Watson situation, thousands and thousand of snowmen, Sun Wukong the Trickster God, the gift of visceral place, on purpose-accident, dragon-like armor, smelling the smell of ham baking, a total Kramer moment, Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, having an awesome lizard arm, Anakin's little tumble on Mustafar, having tubes for everything, and an unassuming demon.

Today's topics include: describing a "chicken chip", pillars of salty ranch, a strawberry kiwi special, the "cool" teacher, the sick game that is the American high school pep rally, just crackin' packets, getting hopped up off some juice, Omaha Beach Steaks, racoons eating little cookies, Pocahontas' ripped Dad, Baby Yo-yo, bringing your mom to see Tenacious D, and the Duality of Manchild.

Today's topics include: crispiness, consuming KFC at high speeds, incognito situations, vaping piss, The Mountain Dew Realm, marketing gemstones, Not Believing It's Not Butter, boiling water, doing things ogre style, weaponized gift giving, the Peterman Catalogue, Craig-san's Cheesesteak Saga, a review that gives Brent an existential crisis, and babies basically being living dumbbells.

Topics include! dangerous hot tubs, cold snaps, chill waves, awful statues of awful things to put in their awful houses, actually saying "Hold onto your hat, I'm an art student!", old, loose beef, being the stupid ones, Mr. Abraham Lincoln, meeting someone at the intersection of Hello Kitty and Hooters (if it exists!), double Mt. Fujis, a gumbo dumbo, having a True Reviewer's Heart, and some bitchin' toilets.

Today's topics include having an awful life, Human Party Dot Com, Lil Wayne, Garfield on stilts with long legged Russian women, being total doofs, caviar or lack-thereof, the gritty Ed, Edd, and Eddy reboot, X-treme Seinfeld, scary science fiction warnings, a build-a-bear and 30+ Hot Wheels, and the perfect cargo for any situation.

Today's topics include emotionally running a marathon, the flour kid, Rosie O'Donnell fashion trends, laying babies, unfiltered thoughts about my Prius, driving a computer, being the Michael Myers of fuel efficiency, Pixar's Cars (but cooler), stocking stuffers year round, and all kind of deplorable food reviews with our friend Pete from the Grocery Gambler's Podcast!

Today's topics include Ping My Pong Dot Com, Super Nintendo era technology, a bad G in the bunch, Huge Turd Dot Com, He Has No Mouth but He Must Scream (Smash Mouth's Walking on the Sun), Piss Alley, hip hop preambles, mixing tasty things, immaculate dank pow pow, megabustin', and really good capris.

Today's topics include Don Knotts the Otherworldly Color-Sucking Being, Andy Griffith Show deep lore, gizzard wizards, awful sounds, al dente (or otherwise), the Velveeta Repeata, legalizing black pepper on Mac n Cheese, Political Party Dot Com, the drunk guy at the 24 hour McDonalds, post-burrito clarity, a sentient custard being, Alex Jones impressions, and me and my bubble gut.

Today's topics include: butter sphere pyramids, Turkish disappointments, Jesus, spontaneous deification, swiss army guitars, sexy ladies, freckles and mortality, f***** rodeos, and neutered Donald Duck.

Today's topics include our good friend Odysseus, helping Bambi, Hamburger Helper puns, chili mac burp freestyles, a burger-wanting audience, the other story of how Joker got his scars, Big Mister, sexy little baby devils, Escanaba in 'da Moonlight, MF DOOM, The Tape Measure, gimmie gimmie subs, word alchemy, the False Zone, and Super Associates.

Today's topics include: jelly bean stain archaeology, where there was once passionfruit, beanboozles, just you and the bear, crispy Wisconsin, the shapes and sizes of farts, chutney, the significance of a quarter mile, fear of steam, Bic for Her Pens, plastic new years crap, and Barney's unitooth.

Today's topics include dirt cups, pre-blasted Ovaltine, straws, walnuts, hazelnuts, pineapple shells, a cardboard box called "Sobriety", The Little Fruitcake Girl, math majors, Wario's Thighs, Oil Tycoons and Cold Soda, two and ten, extreme chapstick, boomer appeal, lady-type pens, sumo wrestler nappy naps, and evil mans.

Today’s topics include professional blurb writers, the Santa’s cookie in the room, Christian receipts, Care Bears lore, burnin’ out VHS tapes, cat temperature drinks, being a cyborg ape man, greasin’ up the toboggan, Illinois River, and nothing saying ‘Merry Christmas!’ like a smelly crotch.

Today's topics include the burden we bear, setting all brain cells to comedy, warm laffy taffy, homemade pixie sticks, a pillow that looks like bread, being in a mood, Charlton Heston, Digimon evolution charts, and being sweet like Granny.

Today's topics include suction, sorting sweatpants, Snorlax, Review Party International (Dot Com), vicious cartoon tigers, missed connections, Benny "The Fat" Rodriguez, shutting your mouth and filling it with pizza, Simon Says type shit, Catholic schoolboys and their lack of swing, yodeling atop pleasure mountain, Guy Fieri, and Peak Playboy Arnold.

Today's topics include a chainsaw the size of a dagger, breaking up the cup ramen rotation, sick machinations, Scooby Dooin' out, identifying with Randy, underwhelming casserole, Grandma Doomerhammer, eatin' beef, The Joker but he Farts, waging war upon this festering pit of a body that I've cultivated, another million dollar idea for Listerine, secret massages, and Alcooltraz.

This week's topics include no cheese quesadillas, Fartford Connecticut, VSCO Girls and JNCO Boys, Crapp Reviews, Colossal Radio Flyer Babies, Nerf Whistlers and Super Soaker Misslers, Gettin' a Good Toss In, Rusted Root ruling, and Canadas Favorite Router. 

This weeks topics include the coolest tomahawk ever made, Stretch Armstrong Optimus Prime, that soap and sunglasses commercial guy, Felicia Day's Vaginal Fantasy Book Club, thrift store pimpin' Gandalf, fairies wearing Gap, Chef Boyardee in a ziplock bag, call back jokes, "Daddy do like-a cider!", facing the yakuza, neat shit, and hobbit sausages.

On this episode the boys discuss pizza delivery guys, becoming an entire kidney stone, the Ocean Spray Guy, nachos, serious wood burners, lovingly speed bagging, Rodney Dangerfield, the Unfinished Business podcast, Legendary Internet Artifacts, the dad rock and crappy sitcom sections of the Library of the Cosmos.

Craig S., Darth Craiger, Craig-san, The Melon Soda Bandit of Akihabara, クレイガ. This social entrepreneur and 3-time Yelp Elite goes by many names, but a Craig by any other name reviews just as sweet. On Episode 5 and Episode 18 you heard the boys go through a Donkey Kong country mine cart level of emotions that is reading a Craig-written review and come out the other side giggling, now hear directly from the man himself. That's right, we got that son of a gun in the Review Party Dot Com Studio and we lit him up with our most fiery, hard hitting, brutal questions.