We're a couple-a cucumbers in the frozen tundra providing you with very cool jokes that only boys as cool as us could make.
Today's topics include: throwin' nerf howlers, crotch jokes, 500, exploding heads and cybernetic implants, purples shades, waking up like a caveman, a lot of slop left unslopped, begging Tooshy to sponsor us, Taco Bell refried bean sauce, and endless Godzilla roaring.