On today's Spooktacular the boys discuss: empty headed beanbag chair children, Cro-Magnon magicians, turnin' tricks, Magician Lennie's Cup of Gore, vaseline,  more of a boo-hoo than a boo, Eddie Murphy's Worst Years, Jack-o-Lantern: Origins, glow ups, The Brain Man, Danny Devitron 2.0, My Girlfriend's Sister, people saying "dead meat", human muscle slug situations.

Today the boys discuss hotwifes, sushi, mimosas, orbital funerals, cookie crust apple pit, being like Brucie from Matilda, hindenburgers, pretending to brush your teeth, 2 dollar Trump impressions, and Professor Matthew McCaughey.

Today’s topics include The Last Blockbuster on Earth, Newman’s Own question costume collection, a duck saving vigilante, the legendary Craig-san (REDUX!!!), Galaga: The Movie, wet booby scenes, and that one Seinfeld episode.

In this episode the boys discuss nard cream, the fastest AND most stressful moment of your life, The Tricycle Puppet, Battlebot tangents, Jeff's Gordon, hit and run bullying tactics, feral plains children, the cowbell and the percussion's arsenal, a beer and a freestyle, the Hindenburg, a legitimate foodgasm, playing house and Best Buy, and dongles.

Today's topics include: Neptune Ass-Kicking God of the Sea, Beautiful Men, the opposite of The Giver, the burrito pregame technique, The Gabagool Compilation, Diddy Kong Racing, Real Gamer Hours, World War Wolf, Lucky Charm milkshakes, and gluttony.

Today the boys discuss Legend of Zelda noises, going on a People Tour, barehanded casserole scoopin', being comfy & slutty, vegan puns, hand farts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Skin Care, the green pill, Three Wolf Moon and The Mountain Dot Com, and of course: The Great Gamer Girl in the Sky.

In this episode the boys ponder such topics as: noodle legged bears, a rain of stuffing, The Parable of the Stolen Tylenol, The Mouse and the Ambulance, entire packs of lies, how to write the number four, Brad Pit's abs, Billy Blanks' Wikipedia page, and how we owe absolutely everything we have to the Wayans Brothers.

Today's topics include: taking a walk on the wild side, drinking with the boys a la the Fellowship of the Ring Prancing Pony scene, just leaving me alone to eat my reuben, doing the homework, locally source Panda March Cook'ems, The One Named Bullethead, hankerin' the mango habanero, and some Jetsons-level sh*t.

In this episode you can find topics such as skunkmen, glorious Nippon steel pizza slicers, Adult Yoda: Pro Skater, Asap Ferg, the cat that eat the butter, and being a big spoon boy.

On this episode the boys discuss 10,000 rats and how much Brent likes them (its a lot), [galloping noises], the finer points of liking seaweed snacks, The Chocolatiest Catch, soup, Billy Eyelashes, and The Gatorade Squeeze Bottle Games.

Today's topics include the lies capris tell, being a toad person with a giant tongue, shark leather, switch blade combs, The Bozo Buckets of Bad Celebrities, and the Lizzie McGuire tongue scraper episode.

On this episode, Brent has a head cold, but the boys still manage to chat about badass Kentucky kids, The Christmas Orgy, rubber ducks, Sissy Goodman, Segwaying too close to the sun ala Icarus, some cool nouns, Dunston checking In, and Weekend at Bernie Sander's.

Besides putting sticks in things, the boys also discuss being a little sad about swords, Cloudy with a Chance of Vehicular Manslaughter, all the goo, Godzilla and his lack of ability to handle spice, and Jimmy the Wave Baby.

Today's topics include (but are not limited to) Brisk Half and Half: Secret of the Ooze ASMR, just boring sausage, cold smoke kisses, feeling like (dot dot) jumping off a cliff, dumbass little lions, being as Florida as it gets, Shel Silverstein, Gustav the Goose Kisser, and then everything just sort of devolving into Spongebob impersonations.

Today the boys discuss sausages with no seat belts, The Angry Gamer, Boxer Jr. and getting details wrong about classic American lit, gushing about things with a second, smaller, scarier mouth, The Unmentionable Son of a Bissel, and accidentally an entire Ring Pop.

Today we cover such topics as swanky steel-toed sleeping bags, Gummy Bear Banzais, The Roughest Goat in the Petting Zoo, what NOT to do in a vampire movie, Craig-san's annual pilgrimage to Carl's Jr. Tokyo, and grabbin' dills in outside space.

Topics include (but are NOT limited to) Harriet the Hedgehog, chicken flavored baseball bats, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shorts, Mad Max: Iowa, the finer points of diesel exclusivity, Crazy Legs Daniels and The Scarecrow Kid, Intellectuals Anonymous, being a bad, bad boy and getting all the ladies, and the infamous Silicon Valley Samurai Gang. 

In this episode we examine feral wolfchildren, snoozebooks, unenjoyable nudity, some sweet biscuits, a twist for Fagin, cologne-izing the air, and house jokes for your folks.

In this episode we discuss water wigglers for your Wii, Dominope Rally, satisfied or a satisfiend?, fixing it in Post-it, the gator foot rabbit hole, and pining for grandpa.

In this episode: The New Abraham Lincoln, Ghost Truck, No Target No Cry, VietSlinky, Ute-R-Us, and "Now This is a Knife Fight!".