Today’s topics include serial jizzers, the Ultimate Relationship, cozy yurts, Good Burger, motorcycles, sword arms, dark crystal meth, our Judge Dredd era, real voodoo dolls, deep dish, hourglasses, and the finer points of excavating.

Today’s topics include Ohio, plasma power, shih tzus, “catch”, sniffing, mayonnaise squeeze-ums, bread blasts, crows!, Robocop-style justice, and bear shifters(again).

Today’s topics include non-gamer friends, a series of crouches, greasy joints, standing around with boots and clipboard, feet peeling, Sonic 2, cabin fever incarnate, stretchy vines, and damning a lot of people to Hell.

Today's topics include a whole rabbit hole, modded hot dog rollers (seriously), a standard sized boy, TMI, Warhammer 40k, stew, rivals, earth-shattering intimacy, silly string, flex emojis, and the sandblasting lifestyle.

Today’s topics include “me”, being a slave to cola, deleting contacts, microplastics, convincing yourself that those pants were a good purchase, cope, the Peter Pan Micheal Jackson Freddy Kruger costume, a miserable time, tokens, amusement, and warm vocal cords.

Today's topics include Creed music video vibes, becoming a human Snapple, sensually planting succulents, staplers covered in maple syrup, Blood Oathman, Gumby, Kramer in the Water, and damn rats.

Today's topics include knife fights, Carl's Jr. Tokyo, vorpal blades, shark leather, oatmeal dinosaurs, pizza and bushido, and gamer girl heaven.

Today's topics include typing and exploiting, turkey legs, stiff breezes, circus peanuts, pure economics, the urge to have some crunchy oats, the local slop vacuum, Big Moe, the Calm app, toxic ooze sweat, and the natural inclination to run free.

Today's topics include the toy section at Kohl's, sniffing the box, the climb, Ouiji board camera angles, scroll wheels, simple toothbrushes, butane, McDonalds, and bubble biters.

Today's topics include buying stupid things, black hole theme parks, lag free Jesus, keeping up with the Abraham's, niplessness, your gothic homies, bringing some pepper, big puddles, and tastebuds.

Today's topics include frustration, sparks, a pile of toddler spit, earning the kicks, mean mugging, Emilio, eating dinner with the swamp thing, American recipes and numbers, tea servings, and My Chemical Romance.

Today's topics include Ricky's Ten Gallon Hat Store, Morbius, running in cool jackets, mummies, standard backpack practices, my pretty, Hobby Lobby, the right to enjoy burgers, bam-bam, and a God-awful bean bag of skin.

Today's topics include credos and mottoes, the banana shirt, classic haunts, human parts, stressful pleasure, dried beans, being a bad bitch, and the devil's butt crack.

Today's topics include deflecting rays and attracting babes, evil chickens, smashing, flavored Tootsie Rolls, Major Payne, at least several random digits, several different vibes and energies, and the homies' bowel movements.

Today's topics include landscaping frogs, exchanges of good and services, a slurry of triumph, a subtle descent into insanity, random numbers, a bull with rubber horns, and saying "penis".

Today's topics include the worst Gerard Butler movies, a big pot of worms, #RealGamers, wasp killing rampages, misunderstood St. Bernards, sound advice, ragweed, bog trees, Batman, Winnie the Shit, and a large sized movie theater bucket except it's full of sushi.

Today's topics include spectral murderers, big flying dogs, the mind prison we all share, continuity, renting movies, stupid, cows being milked and cheesed, a steady jambalaya routine, and Kermit.

Today's topics include sizzling demon skin, fancy pens, going off, humping the Hollywood sign, Florida Man, smaller bubbles and smoother taste, Dustin Hoffman, and flatulent relationships.

Today's topics include medium-well, Florida, tomfoolery, iguanas, cacti, hungry hens, sprinkles, "important" stuff, customer service, board games, cherries on cakes, and Kendrick.

Today's topics include righteous boxing matches, lording content, The Boston Bluray Party, Iron Man if he was a chimney sweep, shoobies, "godly" pre-workout, goats, bananas you don't remember, and various bombs.